when you pray for a perfect man 😂 Lord, please give me a man that will never run from me, never hit me, and real good in bed. What brings you here? I'm the answer to your prayer. What? Well, I've got no legs, so I can't run from you, and I got no arms, so I can't hit you. Uh, what about being good in bed? How do you think I rang the doorbell?
I have something to confess. You don't have to. I do. I want to go with a clear conscience. I slept with your brother. And your dad. And your mom. I knew. Most of them. You knew? Yeah. Now shut up and let the poison do its job.
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